Here’s something you should know about me: I’m really not that good at talking about myself. I mean, I’m wonderfully sarcastic, so the “yes, I’m great” comes easy – but that’s not real (I mean, I am great, but you get the point). So filling out this profile is more difficult than I expected!
“My Details”
These are easy. Ethnicity – Black. Height 5’5. Body Type – damn…there are alot of choices. I choose “curvy.” Drinks – please and thank you. Kids – ooohhh….tricky! Is it wrong for me to select “dislikes children”? Because I kinda do. Not all of them though. I can think of six that I like, off the top of my head. But, that’s not the norm. The average child on the street, I could really do without. But that sounds so un-womanly. But, I suppose it would serve me best to be honest, so here goes nothing.
“My Self Summary”
Huh? How am I supposed to summarize myself. Can I skip this step?
“What I’m Doing With My Life”
Ummmm…. I’m really not liking these questions.
“I’m Really Good At”
Hmmm….really inappropriate things come to mind.
“The First Thing People Usually Notice About Me”
Oh, that’s easy. Can’t trust a big butt and a smiiiilllllleeee…
“Match Questions”
Ok, these are supposed to help them find my match. But these questions aren’t easy! Do I want someone to come home to or go out with? I want both. Why isn’t both a choice? Are these mutually exclusive? I want a partner who wants both too. Why isn’t that a choice? Is it not possible to have both? Perhaps I’m looking for something that doesn’t exist; which could explain why I’m single.
